I love you.
But, I also hate you.
Do you realize how difficult it is to find beautiful and fashionable modest attire--especially dresses? And there you are, flaunting the most decadent of apparel, tempting me to spend copious amounts of money on your gorgeous garments.
I know I know.
I should have married for money, and this wouldn't be an issue.
Jussssst kidding.
But seriously.
I am in love with possibly every single item you sell. And believe me, it is a one sided affair that can never be.
Not for a while at least; as I don't expect to be bathing in money any time soon.
Just know that my feelings for you are infinitely complex, and I'm always left gazing lustfully at your products.
Sincerely,
Your poor, would-be consumer
{This also applies to your cousin, Urban Outfitters. I would love to someday advance from occasionally raping their sales section. Thanks}
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